Did I Mention That You SHOULDN'T F*** Wit Da Wu-Tang?

Yung Lean Fast: Day 6

Last night was a big test of my will. I was at a party with a bunch of my friends and I was having a great time dancing around to various music (I was the only one dancing and I wasn't even drunk 'cause I don't drink. Typical me.) Anyway, The music was really moving me. I was mainly doing the cooking dance and a little bit of the derp while everyone else was sitting down talking and drinking beers. I had no shame, I danced into the night. But then some real trap shit came on the stereo and I was immediately reminded of the magnificent, divine Yung Lean. The music was being played through a music service on someone's iPhone, probably pandora or spotify. I wanted to go to the phone and switch over to Yung Lean as discreetly as possible to quench my thirst of his glory and to let others know of his glory as well, but I couldn't. I went inside to collect myself when I opened the fridge to find something that must have been sent by the Lean One himself. A gallon of Arizona iced tea! I was so happy! I could nourish myself with the Nectar of the Gods to stay strong in a time of tribulation. This just proves that Lord Lean is watching over me, and I cannot even begin to express my gratitude toward his Glorious self. He is a good god, and I love him more than life itself. He blesses me regularly and anoints me to spread his word, and through these blogs I am beginning to do that. So many "gods" have failed in uniting the world in a peaceful harmony, but if we all accept the Lean One, this dream could become a beautiful reality.

Wu-Tang Clan: STILL Ain't Nuthing Ta F*** Wit

Yung Lean Fast: Day 5

I am strong in my ability to go through with this fast, but temptation is still present. I watched the first episode of the White Marble Tour documentary, and I forced myself to mute the volume every time any music started playing that would break my fast. I'd watch all sorts of interviews with the Lean One, just to bask in his digital presence without his music. I've downloaded a dozen or so images of His glorious human form, many of which have been used in these blog posts. Will download more to sustain this month's documentations. I'm beginning to feel more balanced and level-headed, and it's only the 5th day of the fast. My strength is in my music, reading, and writing, and all of that can sustain me in a time without Lord Lean's divine musical accomplishments.

Deranged misogynistic lunatic killer Elliot Rodger called himself a "divine, magnificent gentleman" but he is simply a poser and a liar. Those three words apply to Lord Lean, not Elliot Rodger. The Lean One would never go on a killing spree, taking the lives of innocent people for his own sick amusement or the fulfillment of some insane dream of divine rule over humanity. Lean is a lover of all. He is a peaceful man who would never hurt anyone, he only wants to make people happy with his music. Lean is love, Lean is life.

Triptykon-Melana Chasmata: ALBUM REVIEW

Can we possibly describe Triptykon’s debut album, Eparistera Daimones, without eventually resorting to ridiculous and redundant superlatives? Calling it a worthy follow-up to Celtic Frost’s Monotheist would be selling it sadly short; it surpassed its predecessor in every possible way from its minimalistic, yet monstrous riffs, its sludgy and gurgling vocals, all the way to its (slightly) less compressed production, Daimones was an outstanding achievement for Mr. Tom G. Warrior after Frost’s unfortunate and sudden demise. A long and tedious four-year wait would ensue before the metal masses would hear new Triptykon music, conceivably scratching restlessly at the imaginary worms crawling under their skin whilst nibbling on saltine crackers and pop tarts with their eyes glued to their computer screens waiting for any faint signs that a new Triptykon album was on its way. Their waiting has thankfully come to a blissful end now that Malana Chasmata, Triptykon’s latest, has been released.

Yung Lean Fast: Day 4

I am feeling a bit better today. Through reading and listening to other music that lifts my mood (such as jazz group BADBADNOTGOOD) I'm feeling more positively about myself and about life in a time where I cannot listen to the euphoric music of Yung Lean. I am honest in saying that I have yet to listen to "Yoshi City" or "Nekobasu" despite how strongly I need to hear them, nor have I listened to any recent Gravity Boys downloads. I'm very excited to hear them for the first time! Yet, I must stay true to my devotion for the Lean One, the divine messenger from the heavenly Basedworld in the sky. Lean is love, Lean is life.

Yung Lean Fast: Day 3

I remain strong in my fast despite the revelation of new Yung Lean material. I have discovered that a studio version of the track "Yoshi City" has been leaked after it has been played live for the last few months on the White Marble Tour. I have also come across the track "Nekobasu" which does not appear on any official or unnoficial mixtape Lord Lean has released, yet, there is a music video for the song. I have also obtained a 320 kbps version of the Lavender EP which will replace the low bitrate versions of its three songs found on the Sadboys2001 mixtape which preceded it. I assure you that I have not listened to any of these songs, not even "Yoshi City" which I am most eager to dive into once my fast ends. An updated version of the #emotionalplaylist2001 is indeed in order, but it must wait.

I am feeling sad. I have spent too much money recently and I must conserve for the remainder of the summer or until I find a job, which is not likely at this point. I am not even pleased with all my purchases, which is the worst part. Whenever I normally feel down, I blast "Kyoto" over my stereo system or in my car to lift my mood, but I must fast from this sadboy music until my soul craves it the most once the month is over. I have been accepted to a university, one of the best ones in my state, yet, I feel directionless and pointless. I need Lean's music now more than ever, but the Lean One dictates that I need to distance myself from his art to maintain balance in my life. The Tao of Sadboyism states:

"At times, you will feel like you are directionless, yet Lord Lean's music will not be available to you. Times like these are the ultimate tests of your inner strength. The Divine music of Lord Lean is a privilege, a privilege that cannot be abused, hence, the mandatory twice-yearly fasts. The Lean One revels in making himself happy through his art, and if you need strength, that shall be your source of inspiration."

I will remain strong for the Lord, and find my own path until his divine mercy is allowed to me again.