Youtube Tuesdays: The Dumbest Argument

I have a new upload for all you guys! Basically, the whole argument that people in one particular category have NO RIGHT to make opinions about people in another category is absurd, and if you perpetuate that argument, you're being an intolerant cunt (as I say in this video.) Anyway, watch, comment, and subscribe!

Short Story 1

 Alright everyone! I recently wrote a short story and I hope you all enjoy it. Here it is:

Playlist Thursdays! 1

A new segment that I'll try to have up every week is Playlist Thursday, where I set my iPod to shuffle and give my two cents on the first 15-25 songs that pop up (depending on how much time I have). So here we go!

Metallica-Through the Never MOVIE REVIEW

So, I saw Through the Never yesterday and I was pleasantly surprised, however, I have a few complaints. Watch the above vid of me rambling about it and tell me what you think below. Keep it heavy guys!

KVLTWALTER NOW ON YOUTUBE!

 

 Yes! I am now on youtube! Because of all school, work, and volunteer work I'm doing, it's become very difficult to keep uploading articles and lengthy album reviews to this page :( until I have more free time (probably in December at this rate) I'll be doing vlogs on youtube. Just search Anthony Showalter, and you'll find me, then feel free to rate, comment, and subscribe! Here's a few others that I've done:

Yes, I finally watched the atrocity that is "Forced Gender Reassignment" Here's my reaction :)

I've kinda re-discovered video games as of late. I used to play a lot before I started high school, but once that started I gradually began drifting away from that particular passtime. Anyway, I'm a Nintendo loyal and here's what I have to say about their current systems and games

Here's one addressing a question someone asked me recently regarding metal music. I hope you find it insightful.

So that's what I have so far! I hope you guys like it.

Free Verse Poem 2

Hello everyone! Here's another poem for you to enjoy. This one came out a lot better and more poetic than the last one, so I hope you like it given that this is, like, my third or fourth poem.


They approach hungrily like sharks to helpless minnows.

The smiles on their smug faces radiate anticipation

I sheepishly look downward, the logo emblazoned on my chest

A mess of lines more like a spider’s web than words

“Faggot” they say.

“Where’d you get that ugly rag?”

My reserve of defense bankrupt and empty, cobwebs forming, rot impending

“I bought it” I utter, aggression absent and elsewhere

Barely a pause before the can of sugary liquid renders the logo a sticky, putrid mess

Forced laughter thrown on top, obscuring

Soon, Wolves in the Throne Room are buried like the famished dogs they are

  

Thanks for reading! New poems will be posted every Sunday or Monday.

Earl Sweatshirt-Doris ALBUM REVIEW

 

(So, I wrote this review for Sputnik music several weeks ago but never posted it here! Oops. Anyway, here it is)

Out of all the young, suburban LA rappers that make up the seemingly ubiquitous Odd Future collective, the teenaged Earl Sweatshirt rises above his peers with his complex rhyme schemes and considerable lyrical prowess that separates him from other OF members that seem content with rapping about bankrolls (Hodgy Beats), bitches (Hodgy Beats again), the miraculous powers of weed (Domo Genesis) and other obviously cliché rap topics that are tired and worn out at this point in hip-hop’s history. Earl’s year-long absence after the release of his acclaimed EARL mixtape garnered considerable of hype for the then-mysterious MC, and after his triumphant return on the track “Oldie” in 2012, expectations for Sweatshirt reached astronomical heights and demand for another album was feverish. At last, Odd Future fans can finally uncurl themselves from the fetal position in which they are scratching at their open sores and drooling all over themselves and finally get their fix of a new Earl Sweatshirt album, Doris.