METAL MONDAYS: Introduction

   Hello all. Kvltwalter here with the first installment of METAL MONDAYS. I actually have a full article in the works for this section but I have to do the fucking grocery shopping today and I don't think I have the time to finish it. Try to contain your crushing disappointment.

   It's funny how I'm a die-hard metalhead, but out of all the posts I've made so far, not a single one has anything remotely to do with the genre. In fact, I only have five posts so far and fucking THREE of them are about hip-hop, and not even the dark, aggressive kind that I would put on par with heavy metal (see the Wu-Tang Clan) But I can get tired of hip-hop, as well as the blues, indie rock, electronica, folk, and just about every other genre EXCEPT for metal. I think it's because there's, like, 37 motherfucking sub-genres of metal and many of them sound radically different from one another, so the genre simply never bores me. It's my passion, it's always been there, and it got me through a lot of tough times, so every monday (hopefully) I'll have something posted on the topic of all that is trve, kvlt, and heavy, whether it be a review, editorial, or opinion piece. To hold you over till next monday, here is some of the trvest metal I've ever fucking heard.