Metal Mouth Off: The Law of Attraction

   

   Hi Guys. First off, Metal Mouth Off is where I (a metalhead) ramble on about whatever is on my mind when I don't have the time (or want to put forth the effort) to write a full article or review. As always, I hope you find them entertaining.

   Before I get into the meat of this entry, I tried to apply for AdSense so I could make a little money off of this damned thing and my application was fucking denied. Maybe if a few of you would kindly comment and subscribe to this thing the application will go through next time...

   But that's besides the point. Oh, yes, The Law of Attraction. I think this idea does hold a little tiny bit of water, but what does it really mean? Does it mean that you get to be passive and have no need to work hard because things will come to you through this law? I don't think so. And there's so many things out there that cannot be obtained through the Law of Attraction, for example, if I were to tell myself every day that my penis will grow to be ten inches long with faith in the Law of Aattraction, I'm pretty damn sure that it will never come true. I know this because I have been hoping for this penile change for countless years now and it has simply never happened, and it never will happen. Go figure. I guess I have to live life without the satisfaction of having a dick that little girls can jump rope with. If you still believe in this law, I'm not going to stop you, mainly because I don't have a sufficient amount of evidence against this idea's factuality.

   Speaking of big penis, how many of you guys out there would date a porn chick, y'know, someone who makes a living out of being fucked by guys who have dicks way bigger than yours and who can last way longer than you can? Wouldn't that make you feel woefully inadequate? It's like "Bye honey, have fun at work having better sex than we will ever have together!" But, what if you have a dick that's just as big as the average porn star dick that your girlfriend is being treated with every day? I don't know how I feel about that if that was the case. I personally would never date a porn star, mainly because I know where that mouth has been. Just...ew, no thanks

So, what do you think about this random shit (assuming that you actually HAVE any sort of opinion about the things that only I seem to deem noteworthy)? Feel free to weigh in with your comments below :)

   Well, that's the end of my first metal mouth off. Yay. And you can't have a metal mouth off without some metal, so here's some Judas Priest \m/