METAL MOUTH-OFF: Lists

 

   For some reason, I FUCKING LOVE LISTS. Weather it's a list of greatest albums of all time from whatever genre in a magazine or a list of hottest whoever-the-fucks on VH1 or E!, I just can't help but watch or read the damn things, and why? Cause I want to see who's number one!

METAL MOUTH-OFF: Why I'm Still Single

   Was I planning on writing one of my overly-long album reviews today that no one really reads to begin with? Yes, yes I was. The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band to be exact. But shit, why put forth the effort to write a deep, thought provoking analysis of  an all-time classic album (that's the intent, at least) when instead I can lament as to why I'm still single in my twenties? That takes almost no effort! Therefore, let me proceed in my self indulgence.

METAL MOUTH-OFF: I Hate Music

   Pitch, time, meter, division and subdivision, intervals, scales, functions, logical relationships, rules, formulas, etc...All those words, believe it or not, describe the technical workings of something that most all of us love: MUSIC. And all these terms are just now being hoisted upon me in an attempt for me to understand the science behind how music really works in a basic music theory class I'm taking, and almost regretting.

METAL MOUTH OFF: Life is not a test!

  Taking a break from my long diatribes about music, I'll use this opportunity to give a long diatribe about my atheistic viewpoints. Today I'll discuss how not only is life not a test, but it cannot be a test.  This is based on the essays of TJ Kirk.

Metal Mouth Off: The Law of Attraction

   

   Hi Guys. First off, Metal Mouth Off is where I (a metalhead) ramble on about whatever is on my mind when I don't have the time (or want to put forth the effort) to write a full article or review. As always, I hope you find them entertaining.