Top 5 Reasons NOT To F*ck With The Wu-Tang Clan

Nation, I have to admit that I have a problem: I have Wu-Tang addiction. And will it subside anytime soon and allow me to take control of my life again? Maybe, maybe not. The “Shaolin Sound” produced by the RZA and the rappers who stomp all over it has become my obsession as is evident by looking at all of my school papers which are covered with the logo at the top of this post. "The Amazing Atheist" TJ Kirk said in a recent video that it's a good thing to have addictions, because if you don't, then you'll have nothing to fall back on. It's just a matter of choosing your addictions wisely. Is it wise to have become addicted to the Clan? I'd say so, because if I'm ever feeling lower than dirt I can just put on "Bring Da Ruckus", rock the fuck out, and I'll feel fine. 

As a lot of you probably know, the Wu-Tang Clan is absolutely nothing to fuck with. It is not advisable. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you ever fuck with the Wu-Tang Clan, lest you be chopped with the Wu-Tang sword. Either that, or the GZA will provoke you to kick the bucket. Here are 5 reasons why you should never fuck with the Wu-Tang Clan

5. They make more noise then heavy metal: If you're part of a group that makes more noise than the devil's music itself, then it would make perfect sense to expect people not to fuck with you. And you shouldn't.

4. They throw the signs they hook up the beats with clout. They throw the rhymes to the mic and they strike em out: Nuff' said.

3. Rhymes they be kickin' make them wanna kick yo fuckin' ass to the curb: Rapping in this aggressive of a style should be a clear indication that these crazy motherfuckers from the slums of Shaolin are not to be fucked with.

2. They provoke niggas to kick buckets: This was stated above and it needs to be stated again. Committing suicide may be a direct consequence of fucking with the Wu-Tang Clan since their styles are so hardcore.

1. They are simply better rappers than you: You suck compared to the Wu-Tang. Your rhyming and flowing simply does not measure up to the mountainous power of the nine motherfucking members of the Clan, and you should be ashamed for ever attempting to challenge them. Well, you shouldn't be ashamed technically, because kicking the bucket is a direct by-product of your fucking with the Wu Tang Clan (see no. 2) so you wouldn't live to see the next day after doing so.

That's that. And remember...