Monday, February 4, 2013

METAL MODAYS: Varg Will Never NOT Be Funny

   I don't have a lot of time here today, so if you don't know who this crazy bastard is then let me tell you in short: He's a Norwegian black metal guy who burned a bunch of churches to the fucking ground in the '90s and stabbed Euronymous 23 times, killing him. Who's Euronymous? Fuck, I gotta do math homework now so just look it up, and you can read all of his confusing, almost "exclusively contradictory" statements (said Daniel Bukzpan) in the book Lords of Chaos (a book that Varg claims to have taken all of said contradictory statements out of context, if not, they were totally fabricated.)The point here is, he will never NOT be funny. For example:

Or how about this?



Or this?



Or my personal favorite:






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