Limp Bizkit-"Ready to Go" TRACK REVIEW

Still better than Coal Chamber.

Things I Would Rather Do Than Listen to the New Lil Wayne Album

I already reviewed this song from the guy a while ago, and his new song with Limp Bizkit is even worse, far worse even. Apparently, he's looking for an exit strategy from the rap game to peruse skateboarding or some shit, and to that I say; "Alright, goodbye! There's a legion of other half-assed rappers to take your place!" Seriously, we have Future, we have 2 Chainz, we have Drake, and we have Nicki Minaj, in fact, all of those rappers are featured on this album. From what I've heard, Weezy sounds like he doesn't even want to be on this new release, too stoned on cough syrup to even care about what he's doing, and shit, this album is going to sell to the mindless masses regardless of how crappy and honestly uninterested he sounds on this thing. But then again, I haven't heard it, this is just a brief list of what I'd rather be doing than suffering through this album.

Lil Wayne-"Love Me": TRACK REVIEW

   So, Someone recommended that I review the new Lil Wayne track just for the hell of it. He said that it was almost guaranteed to be laughably bad and he wanted to see me rip it to shreds...okay, I'm lying. NO ONE coaxed me to do this, I decided to be a masochist and play through (or suffer through) this music video and give you my two cents. Music like this is also mildly interesting to me. It lets me know what mainstream people are listening to and illegally downloading to add to their iPods and smart phones and all that shit that isn't a legit stereo system made for listening to music. I also try to assess the appeal of ultra-popular music like this where millions of people are listening to it, and again, illegally downloading it at a rate so feverish that it's akin to a prairie dog stuffing gobs of nuts into its mouth trying to get fat for the winter. There are as many artists I don't like as there are Muslims who hate the Pope, but for most of them, I understand their appeal to their particular fanbase like Black Veil Brides, emo, and house music. But for Lil wayne, I have next to no fucking idea why he's the most popular rapper alive.