There could be a day when war comes to a definite end. The world hunger problem will be solved for all time, and clean water will be a reality for each and every human. Bacon will reduce cholesterol and raise antioxidant levels in your body. Buttery biscuits and fried chicken will be similarly nutritious, and french fries will have the calorie count of celery sticks. Your mother in law will stop nosing her way into you and your wife's business forever, and your children will be obedient and never disappoint you. They will get into the best colleges AND you will have more than enough money to pay for them because you just won the power ball lottery at $350,000,000. Michael Bay and Adam Sandler will stop making movies, and the music of Aaron Carter, Brokencyde, Blood on the Dance Floor, and Soulja Boy will be wiped from human history. Even on that wonderful, perfect day, nothing will compare to the astronomical importance of Lord Lean and the sheer euphoria induced by his music. It is a gift we in no way deserve, so let's cherish it. Lean is love, Lean is life.
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